Jennifer
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I have a confession to make. I used to be the person who would spend three hours on a single introductory paragraph. I would write a sentence, hate it, delete it, write another sentence, hate it more, stare at the ceiling, question my existence, and start over. By the time I had an introduction I didn't actively despise, I had no time or energy left to write the actual essay. The body paragraphs would be rushed, the conclusion would be an afterthought, and I would submit something deeply mediocre with the vague sense that I had failed myself.
This was my life for two years. Two years of academic torture, all self-inflicted.
Then, last semester, I had a breakdown in my professor's office hours. A real one. Tears and everything. I was trying to explain why my paper was late, and I said something like, "I just couldn't get the first paragraph right, and if the first paragraph isn't perfect, the whole thing is ruined, and I'd rather not turn it in at all than turn in something that isn't my best work."
She looked at me with this mixture of pity and amusement and said something I will never forget: "The first draft is supposed to be garbage. That's literally the point. You can't edit a blank page."
Something clicked. I mean, intellectually, I knew that. Everyone says that. But hearing it from her, in that moment, with my mascara running and my dignity in shreds, it actually landed. She told me about her own process. She told me her first drafts are "verbal vomit" and that she doesn't even look at them until she's gotten everything out. She said perfectionism is just fear in fancy shoes.
So I went home, opened a new document, and gave myself permission to write the worst essay that has ever been written. I typed absolute garbage. Sentence fragments. Random thoughts. "Idk what to say here, figure it out later." I wrote like nobody was watching. I wrote like I was the only person who would ever see it. And you know what? It worked.
I had something on the page. Something I could work with. Something that, after three rounds of editing, actually turned into a pretty good essay. Not perfect. But good. And "good" was good enough.
Since then, I've been on a mission to help my fellow perfectionists break free from our self-imposed prison. So here's my question for the forum: how to write an essay when your inner critic is a relentless, soul-crushing monster?
Here are some things that helped me. Maybe they'll help you too.
1. The Shitty First Draft Pledge. Before you write a single word of your actual essay, you must write one paragraph of pure, unadulterated garbage. It can be about your topic. It can be about how much you hate your topic. It can be about what you had for breakfast. The goal is to break the seal, to prove to your brain that the world won't end if you write something imperfect.
2. The "Write Like a Bro" Method. This is my favorite. Write a section of your essay as if you're explaining it to your most casual, non-academic friend. Use slang. Use bad grammar. "So like, this philosopher Kant, right? He had this whole thing about duty, which is basically like, you should do stuff because it's the right thing to do, not because you'll get something out of it." It's not academic, but it's content. And you can polish it later.
3. Edit in Passes. Do not try to fix everything at once. Do one pass for argument and structure. One pass for evidence and citations. One pass for sentence flow. One pass for grammar and typos. Trying to do it all at once is how you end up spending three hours on one paragraph.
4. Read It Out Loud. This is non-negotiable. Your ear will catch awkward phrasing that your eyes will skip. Read it to your cat. Read it to your houseplant. Read it to your reflection. Just read it out loud.
Perfectionism is a liar. It tells you that if it isn't perfect, it isn't good. But the truth is, done is better than perfect. A submitted B- essay is infinitely better than an unsubmitted A+ essay that exists only in your imagination.
So let's talk. What are your tricks for silencing the inner critic? How do you get out of your own way and just write? Share your wisdom, oh wise and reformed perfectionists of the internet.
This was my life for two years. Two years of academic torture, all self-inflicted.
Then, last semester, I had a breakdown in my professor's office hours. A real one. Tears and everything. I was trying to explain why my paper was late, and I said something like, "I just couldn't get the first paragraph right, and if the first paragraph isn't perfect, the whole thing is ruined, and I'd rather not turn it in at all than turn in something that isn't my best work."
She looked at me with this mixture of pity and amusement and said something I will never forget: "The first draft is supposed to be garbage. That's literally the point. You can't edit a blank page."
Something clicked. I mean, intellectually, I knew that. Everyone says that. But hearing it from her, in that moment, with my mascara running and my dignity in shreds, it actually landed. She told me about her own process. She told me her first drafts are "verbal vomit" and that she doesn't even look at them until she's gotten everything out. She said perfectionism is just fear in fancy shoes.
So I went home, opened a new document, and gave myself permission to write the worst essay that has ever been written. I typed absolute garbage. Sentence fragments. Random thoughts. "Idk what to say here, figure it out later." I wrote like nobody was watching. I wrote like I was the only person who would ever see it. And you know what? It worked.
I had something on the page. Something I could work with. Something that, after three rounds of editing, actually turned into a pretty good essay. Not perfect. But good. And "good" was good enough.
Since then, I've been on a mission to help my fellow perfectionists break free from our self-imposed prison. So here's my question for the forum: how to write an essay when your inner critic is a relentless, soul-crushing monster?
Here are some things that helped me. Maybe they'll help you too.
1. The Shitty First Draft Pledge. Before you write a single word of your actual essay, you must write one paragraph of pure, unadulterated garbage. It can be about your topic. It can be about how much you hate your topic. It can be about what you had for breakfast. The goal is to break the seal, to prove to your brain that the world won't end if you write something imperfect.
2. The "Write Like a Bro" Method. This is my favorite. Write a section of your essay as if you're explaining it to your most casual, non-academic friend. Use slang. Use bad grammar. "So like, this philosopher Kant, right? He had this whole thing about duty, which is basically like, you should do stuff because it's the right thing to do, not because you'll get something out of it." It's not academic, but it's content. And you can polish it later.
3. Edit in Passes. Do not try to fix everything at once. Do one pass for argument and structure. One pass for evidence and citations. One pass for sentence flow. One pass for grammar and typos. Trying to do it all at once is how you end up spending three hours on one paragraph.
4. Read It Out Loud. This is non-negotiable. Your ear will catch awkward phrasing that your eyes will skip. Read it to your cat. Read it to your houseplant. Read it to your reflection. Just read it out loud.
Perfectionism is a liar. It tells you that if it isn't perfect, it isn't good. But the truth is, done is better than perfect. A submitted B- essay is infinitely better than an unsubmitted A+ essay that exists only in your imagination.
So let's talk. What are your tricks for silencing the inner critic? How do you get out of your own way and just write? Share your wisdom, oh wise and reformed perfectionists of the internet.
